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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:49pm:
Category: Assorted Jokes
Lil Red Riding Hood
One day Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her sick grandmother’s house to bring her some soup. Well, the wolf knew she was on her way and beat her to Grandma’s house, where he devoured Red’s grandmother in a few bites. Then he disgiused himself as the grandmother and lay in her bed. When Little Red Riding Hood got there, she noticed the wolf’s big ears and said, "Grandma, what big ears you have!" "The better to hear you with, my dear," the wolf replied. "What big eyes you have!" Red exclaimed. "The better to see you with, my dear," he said. Then she said, "Grandma! What a big mouth you have!" The wolf jumped up out of the bed and growled, "The better to eat you with!" Little Red Riding Hood turned red, threw her basket on the floor, and yelled,
"Eat, eat, eat! Doesn’t anybody just fuck anymore?!"
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