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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:53pm:

Category: Little Johnny Jokes

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Black Eye

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The Joke:
Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees
it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the
other boys?"

"But Dad," said Johnny, "It wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our
prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the
crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny", the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women! Just
leave it alone!"

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and
blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk about this!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying
our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in
the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he
reached over and pulled it out. But now I know she doesn't like that, so I
pushed it back in!"

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Joke info:
Date: 2003-02-19
By: thedirty
Rating: 3.3 out of 5 (39 votes)

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