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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:55pm:

Category: Misc

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Gas Prices!

Posted By?:
4Q2

The Joke:
You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?

This little list makes one think, and may put
things in perspective:


Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $ 9.52 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 $25.42 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 $33.60 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 $123.20 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER . . .


Evian water 9 oz $1.49 $21.19 per gallon!


$21.19 FOR WATER! . . . and most buyers don't even

know the source. But then again "EVIAN" spelled

backwards is "Nave."

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your

car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or

even worse, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!


Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your

next trip to the pump . . .

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Joke info:
Date: 2003-09-18
By: fourq2
Rating: 3.6 out of 5 (79 votes)

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