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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:53pm:

Category: Little Johnny Jokes

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Urinate

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The Joke:
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to
go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the
word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had
bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

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Joke info:
Date: 2003-02-19
By: thedirty
Rating: 3.4 out of 5 (52 votes)

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