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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:52pm:

Category: Job

Diesel Fitter

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The Joke:
Bob and Tom go to the unemployment office one day. After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with
a social worker.

The social worker asks him "What is your occupation?"

Bob replies "I'm a diesel fitter."

The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this position.
He can start in one week and his salary is $40,000 per year.

Ecstatic, he runs out of her office and tells Tom that the social worker found him a great job that pays 40 grand
a year.

Expecting the best. Tom speaks with the same social worker.

"What is your occupation?" she asks.
Tom says "I sew ladies panties for a living."

She tells him, "Tom, I have to tell you that you don't have
a high-demand job. The best I can do is send you to a tailor across town who's looking for an apprentice. He'll pay
you minimum wage and you can probably start in 2 months."

Tom looks at her, very confused and says " How is that possible?? My buddy Bob who worked with me at the factory
was just here before me. You hooked him up with a job that pays $40,000 a year and you're telling me that I have to
settle for minimum wage??!!!

"Of course," she says. "Bob is a diesel fitter."

Tom says, "I know! I sew up the panties and Bob pulls them over his big head and says,
"Yup. deese'll fit her!!!"

Joke info:
Date: 2003-09-07
By: fourq2
Rating: 3.3 out of 5 (44 votes)

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