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"" JOKE - Sunday, November 9th 2008, 02:48pm:

Category: An Editorial About America

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Robin Williams Plan!

Posted By?:
4Q2

The Joke:
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
stand up and repeat this message...

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know,
Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest
of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere"
again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops
at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip
home. After 90 days the remainder will! be gathered up and
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't l! ike it,
we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to
Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your poor, your tired, your huddled mass! es.' She's got a
baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'

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Joke info:
Date: 2003-09-18
By: fourq2
Rating: 3.7 out of 5 (136 votes)

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