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A guy goes on a date and last orders is shouted so he says "Back to your place now for coffee?"
But she says "I cant you see my ma & pa are deaf and dumb"
But he says "Thats OK i dont mind"
So home they go. But when they walk into the front room her ma had her legs open with a bottle of newcastle brown between her legs & her pa was sat with his pants round his ankles and an englands glory stuck between his eyes.
The guy was dumbstruck but the girl says they are communicating.
"Yes but what they saying?" He asked
"Well ma is saying get the beers in you c*** and pa is saying bol** im watching the match ha ha ave it"
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