Dirty Pick Up Lines
Yo Mama Jokes
Back to: Relationship Jokes
A man took his father to a nursing home. He promised his father he would come back that night to check on him.
That night when he returned, his father said, "You know, son, I think Iím going to like it here. When I got here, they showed me to my room, and I stretched out on the bed and got a big hard-on, and right then a beautiful young nurse came into the room and gave me the best sex Iíve had in thirty years!"
His son said, "Thatís great, Dad! Iíll come back again tomorrow."
So the next day the man returned to check on his father.
His dad said, "Son, I canít stay in this place for another minute. Youíve got to get me the hell out of here now!"
His son said, "But Dad, I thought you liked it here. What happened?"
His dad said, "This morning an orderly came in to give me a bath. Well, I fell down and he had his way with me right there on the floor. It was terrible! Now get me the hell out of here!"
His son said, "But Dad, you always taught me to take the bad with the good."
To which the old man replied,
"Thatís right, son, but you donít understand. Iím lucky if I get a hard-on once a month, but I fall down at least five or six times a day!"
© 2001-2016 The Dirty Joke