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  • Old Couple Joke
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    One day an elderly couple was out for an afternoon drive had to and stopped for gas.

    Attendent: " Would you like me to check the oil?"
    Wife: "What did he say?"
    Husband: "He wants to know if I want the oil checked."

    Attendent: "Would you like me to top up the washer fluid?"
    Wife: "What did he say?"
    Husband: "He wants to know if I want the fluids topped up."

    When the attendent heard them talking, he asked, "By the way, where are you from?"

    The husband replied, "We are from New York."

    "Oh," said the attendent. "Years ago I was in New york and had the worst love affair ever."

    The wife said, "What did he say?"
    Husband: "He thinks he knows you!"






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