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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama so dirty she has cobwebs in her hair
Yo mama so dirty she can make a crusty old junkyard toilet look clean
Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she went to KFC and asked for a chicken breast and thay gave her a sex toy to eat and a poop drink.
Yo mama so dirty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds
Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey sex.
Yo mommas so dirty she brings crabs to the beach
yo mamma is so dirty her radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty"
Yo mama so dirty that even a car wash can't clean her
Yo mama's house is so dirty, Stanley Steamer could get her house cleaner
Yo mama so dirty when she walk down the street poor people offer her soap
Yo mama so dirty when she wash up her water look like coffee
Yo Mama's so dirty, I asked her where the junk yard was and she said your looking at it
Yo Mama So dirty She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down!
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.
Yo mama is so dirty, her house became insect AND pesticide-free.
Yo mama so dirty I went to her house and got robbed by a rat, raped by a roach, and sat on a old piece of bread!
Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.