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Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.
Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo mama's so dumb she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem.
Yo mama so dumb she sued Xbox One for guessing her IQ
Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo Mama so dumb, when a friend told her to check her Facebook, she put her face in a book.
Yo mama so dumb when I said "Damn my pen ran out of ink" she said "I'll go catch it"
Yo mama so dumb she mistook a dollar bill for a piece of lettuce.
Yo mamas so stupid she scheduled an appointment with Dr Pepper after she fell off Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so dumb when they locked her in a bathroom she peed her self
Yo mama so dumb she thought a ranch house was a house covered in ranch dressing.
Yo mama so dumb when the doctor said her anal cavity is big, she said "Wait am I In the dentist?"
Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get the dent in her car fixed.
yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down
Yo mamma so dumb that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.
Yo mama so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo mama is so dumb she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink
your moms so dumb when the judge said "order!" she said "pie and chips please!"
your mamas so dumb she tried to get new butt because hers had a crack in it.
Yo mama so dumb, she was suffering from insomnia and the doctor told her to count sheep. She said, "I try, but I can never see them".
your momma so dumb she put catfood down her pants to feed her pussy!
yo mama is dumb that she called her twin sister ugly
Man you so dumb you dreamed of mufflers and woke up exausted!!
Yo mama so dumb she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes
Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
Yo mama so stupid that when she had her period she stuck a zucchini up her pussy instead of a tampon.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to Cold Spring, NY in the summer and got heat stroke!
Yo mama so dumb she traded gas for a car.
Yo mama so dumb she looked in the mirror and said what the f**k you lookin at!
Yo mama so dumb, while filling out the papers, it asked, Place of Birth, she replied, A Hospital.
Yo mamma is so dumb she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen
yo momma so dumb she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so dumb when the questionnaire asked sex? She put in M F and sometimes Wednesday.
Your mama so dumb she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time
Your mama so dumb, after she was told she inherited a Million DollHairs, she went and bought a huge Doll House.
Yo momma so dumb I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo mama so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook
Yo momma so dumb she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a military school.
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so dumb she talks in a envelope to send the voicemail
yo mamas so dumb she went to the beach to surf the internet
Yo mama so dumb she thought the harlem shake was a drink.
yo mama so dumb she made a blonde look smart.
Yo mama so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mamma's so dumb the only letters in the alphabet she knows is K.F.C.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a hot dog was a boy doug and had sex with it.
Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi
Yo mama is so dumb, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.
Yo mama so dumb she put a cat in a pillow and yelled "It's a pillow pet!"
Yo mama is such an idiot that if you took all of the village idiots in the world and put them on a island filled with village idiots, She would still be the village idiot.
Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so dumb she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
Yo mama so dumb she tried to schedule a physical with Dr. Pepper
Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
Yo mama so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
Yo mama so dumb when she heard there was a serial killer on the loose she got captain crunch and put him in the closet and said I will protect you.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mama so dumb they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
Yo mama so dumb she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
yo mamma so dumb she went to fill out her job application and it asked her for her sex she wrote "Not lately."
Yo mama so dumb She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama so dumb she thinks socialism means partying.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India
Yo mama so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?"
Yo mama so dumb when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Your mamas so dumb,She ate the grass because she thought they were green beans.
Yo mama so dumb she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma so dumb she put dumbbells in a basket and thought she was pushing weight
Yo Mama so dumb I told her, I was watching B.E.T she said put me down for five.
you mama so stupid that she thought seaweed was something that FISH SMOKE!
Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
Yo mama so dumb, after Pan Handling for three days, she tried to rent a room at a whorehouse'
Yo mama so dumb she thought if she threw butter out of the Window it would make a butterfly.
Yo momma so dumb she puts a quarter in a parking meeter and waits for a gum ball to come out
Yo mama's so dumb, when she was in the ROTC, the Sergeant told her to about-face and she said "What about my face?"
Yo mommma so dumb, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she listenin to 50 cent.
Yo momma so dumb she fell down a well and died of dehydration.
yo mama so dumb she used peanut butter for hair gel
Yo mama so dumb that she sold her pants for underwear.
Yo Mama so dumb she thought that Target was a shooting range.
Yo momma so dumb, she got locked in an IKEA and slept on the ground.
Yo mama so dumb, she never flushed the toilet cause she did not want to drown the Tidy Bowl Man.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the elevator was a electric house!
Your mama so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.
Yo mama so dumb she thought if she hits someone with rice they will turn Chinese.
Yo mama is so dumb that she got drunk for high school!
Yo MaMa so dumb, when she got a cat-scan, nothing showed up.
Yo mama is so dumb that she thinks Justin Bieber is a real beaver an Snoop Dogg is a real dog
yo mama so dumb even Albert Einstien couldn't tutor her
Yo momma so Dumb, .she failed Pre-K cause she couldn't scribble
yo mama so dumb she thought a lightsaber had less calories
Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the nobel prize for stupidity.
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