Dirty Pick Up Lines
Yo Mama Jokes
Back to: Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Momma so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide
Yo Momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat she tried to go to In N Out Burger but she couldn't get in or out.
Yo Momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.
YO Mama so FAT, she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
Yo Momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.
Yo Momma so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
yo mama so fat... her dress size includes an exponent.
Yo mama so fat that she fell down the stairs and bounced back to bed.
Yo mama so fat all the money in the world couldn't pay for her liposuction.
Your mama so fat the only thing from stopping her from getting to Mcdonalds is the door.
Your mama so fat when she sat on a bear she made a carpet.
Yo Momma so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them
Yo mama so fat when she sent her underwear to the dry cleaners they said "we don't wash parachutes"
Yo mama so fat she has every restaurant in her contact list.
Yo momma so fat if she jumped in the ocean it might flood half the eastern seaboard.
Yo mama so fat pirates use her as a anchor.
Yo mama so big and fat, the construction workers thought she was a skyscraper.
Yo mama so fat, your front door is the garage.
Yo Mama is so fat that they couldn't fit her in the GUINNESS BOOK WORLD RECORDS.
Yo Momma so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight
Your mum is so fat she got her gym membership at KFC.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z, I will suffocate if you do not get off of me, and you will not have a place to pee.
Yo Momma so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
yo mama so fat... Buzz Lightyear now says, "To infinity and beyond yo mama!"
Yo Momma so fat that she gave draclua diabeties
Yo Mamma so fat, any time she is not eating she is thinking about eating!
yo mama's so fat she spent fifty thousand dollars booking seats for her plane flight.
Yo Momma so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
Yo mumma so fat that when she went to play on the playground the kids played on her.
Your mama's so fat a tornado can't even suck her up
yo momma so fat when she wears a orange jumpsuit and she walks on top of a hill, people think the sun is rising.
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Yo Momma So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.
Yo Momma so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo Momma so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet
Your mamma's so fat when I walk around her it becomes a lifetime experience!
Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped in a pool all the water came out and someone said,"DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN. what the **** just happened.
Yo Momma is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she past the window i missed three days of sunshine
Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fit in a satellite image.
Ya mamma so fat that when she walked down the street the pavement started cracking behind her
Yo momma so fat the scientific community debates whether or not she's a planet.
Yo Momma so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!
Yo Momma so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"
Yo Momma so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.
yo mamma is so fat when she ate the world and starved to death
Yo Momma so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."
yo mama so fat her blood type is Rocky Road
Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was fallin"
Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.
Yo moma so fat, she doesn't fit in a shower, so they have to powerwash her down.
yo mama is so fat she wallked up to a lampost and said I wish I could look like you.
Yo mama so fat they need a Longitude and a Latitude to find her asshole
Yo Momma so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!
Yo Momma so fat her blood type is Nutella.
Yo Momma so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount
Yo Momma so fat when she fell down the stairs gravy fell out and flooded her house.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the TV while you were watching Family Guy and Brian the dog died.
Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.
Yo Momma so fat that when someone called her fat, she ate him
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she got baptized she caused a tidal wave.
Yo Momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo Momma so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising
yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices
Yo Momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo Momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.
Yo momma so fat, she gets confronted every time she drinks or smokes because everyone thinks shes pregnant.
Yo Momma so fat, she masterbates to the food channel
Yo Momma so fat the government shut her down along with the rest of the national parks.
Yo Momma so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it.
Yo Momma so fat she can do the truffle shuffle better than Chunk in "The Goonies"
Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo Momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo Momma so fat then when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides
Yo Momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo Momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo Momma so fat I told her to haul ass & she hadda make two trips.
yo mama so fat Miley Cyrus thought she was a wrecking ball.
Yo Momma so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Your momma is so fat when she walked in her new house the first thing she saw was the basement
Yo Momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo Momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo Momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo Momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mamma so fat when she sat down she made a sandwich out of her boyfriend
Yo Momma's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs!
Yo Momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo Momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo Momma so fat were in her right now
Yo Momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo Momma so fat she wears neck deorderant
Yo Momma so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house
Yo Momma so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper
Yo Momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
Yo Momma so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)
Yo Momma so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel
Yo Momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo Momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world
Yo Momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo Momma so fat she straps an iPad on her arm before every run
Yo Momma so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes
Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo Momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat NASA uses her stomach to deflect asteroids.
Yo mama so fat people use her as an amusement park.
Yo Momma so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger
Yo Momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your mom is so fat that she can't fit in this joke.
Yo Momma so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada
your mama so fat she aint got cellulite she got celluheavy
Some people trade tit for tat, Yo Momma so fat she traded fit for fat
Yo Momma so fat, if she was a dinosaur, her name would be Jell-Osaurus Rex.
Yo Momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Momma so fat, NASA thought she caused a solar eclipse
Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard.
Yo Momma's so fat her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger
Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
Yo Momma's so fat she needs a steamroller to iron her clothes.
Yo Momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
yo momma so fat she was born in space and from then on she was know as Pluto (until they discoverd she wasnt a planet!)
Yo momma is so fat she shits lard
Yo Mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo Mama so fat she looks like Fat Albert in Drag
Yo Mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
yo mama so fat she went to an amusment park and a kid said can i ride that one
Yo Momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.
Yo Momma so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire
Yo Momma so fat she's the reason African kids are starving
Your mama is so fat her butt has two zipcodes
yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway as a slipn' slide.
Yo momma is so fat that she has her own area code.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to hike down the Grand Canyon, she couldn't fit.
Yo mama is so fat the ice cream man gives her salad
Your mom is so fat, she uses UFOs as Frisbee.
Your mom is so fat, she sat on a CD and turned it into a vinyl record.
Your mom is so fat, things fall on her, not on Earth. In fact, she's the center of gravity for the universe.
Your mom is so fat and so dumb, she's the reason why this solar system is not a binary system, because Jupiter was the sun and she blew on it every time it was her birthday, thinking it's her birthday candle.
Your mom is so fat, her belt is the size of the Oort Cloud's circumference.
Yo mama so fat when she got a back massage yo daddy got his hands stuck in her rolls and they had to be amputated.
your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away.
yo mama so fat in 1949 when she was born, they printed a pic of her in the worlds fastest printer and its still printing
Yo Momma so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami warning. please"
Yo Momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mamas so fat she uses two buses as roller skates
Yo mama so fat not even a spring trap could lift her up.
yo mama so fat when NASA launched her into space scientists thought we had two moons.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
yo mama is so fat that when she went in the ocean she screamed yay a kitty pool.
Your mom is so fat, she is the cause of all illusions.
Yo mommas so fat when she walked to Mount Everest she was already being seen from the other side
Yo Momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo Mama is so fat whenever she turns around it is her birthday.
yo mama so fat that when she died, she became a bouncy house
yo mama so fat they call her j2 as in "Jupiter 2"
yo mama so fat when she starts singing a earthquake happens on the other side of the world
Yo Momma so fat when I stabbed her in the stomach the whole McDonalds value meal came out of her
Yo Mama is so fat she uses a hula-hoop as her toe ring
Yo Mama is so fat when she got in the plane and sat on one side the plane took off sideways
Yo Momma so fat she blew out both her tires on her roller skates
Your mama so fat the little kids at the party think shes a pinata
Yo mama so fat she got stuck and lived her whole life in the hospital room she was born in!
Yo mama so fat she uses Mount Everest as a dildo
yo mama is so fat, when she goes trick or treating she takes a hufty garbage bag.
Yo mama so fat that she makes Santa clause look skinny.
You mama so fat she got her ears pierced with a harpoon.
Yo momma so fat that's why the Titanic sank.
yo moma is so fat when she gets on the internet it crashes and the united states government banned her from it
yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a radio station to be on air, even radio waves couldn't carry her conversations.
Yo Mommas so fat she uses a telephone pole as a tampon
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a tack it took her 30 days to find it.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for a planet.
Yo mama so fat and hungry she eats bacon raw.
Your mama so fat she put on a jogging suit and the kid said here comes the school bus.
Yo mama so fat, when she gets on the bus it turns into a low rider.
"Yo mama so fat, when she farts the town runs to the hurricane shelter."
yo mama so fat the only exercise she gets is when she running for a ice cream truck.
yo mama so fat she got stuck in a black hole.
Yo mama so fat that her burps cause major earthquakes.
You Mamas so fat when we talk about mother earth we are referring to her
Yo Mama so fat that she can't go on vacations because she is already there!
Yo Momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
submissons by: Caroolivares2011, chrissapiano, randall.rosario23, rileyhan1348, amysteven, countrycountry9, amos1616williams, zhou.mitchell, Shabanwaris, bubblegum3311, Puddles3522, Maaron84, sonicsmyth, juanfalcon73, morgpace15, Justin.williams675, mirnarios06, Garringer.amy, Daniell29e, 16w48qm7kgh, jasonwilson656, jkgirl1999, laakeacbn, doondan, bobkatz, jajdj, michelkyalus, Tylernelson, dylanrussell58, heidi.baalman, Kristianerickson, maxherrin09, lucysexytwins, k8zellers, Bigears09, Keanuthomas_geelong, rubenorelien88, mysteriofan, joycegarrott, Prindoe2, Daijapiper70, Lucycox2002, eringawne2, littlewolf2005, corbinulloa619, MWood285, davisdekota, Thunder3354, JODIOSMOND, facevedo1995, Picklecorsiatto, angelfromgalaxy9, 1esfishkid, justinmkhan, zane.reece5, rgtoth1977, btyson_03, 12140erionna, sibtaim01, unitysoccerboy, email123, maro.cody, Brucejsmnzz
© 2001-2016 The Dirty Joke