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Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, Bob Marley and Don King in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
yo momma so hairy that when the fly flew into her bush,the fly sang, "In The Jungle The Mighty Jungle The Lion's Sleep Tonight, In The Jungle The Mighty Jungle I Want 2 See It Tonight."
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
yo mommas ass is so hairy donkey kong popped out and shouted "Only In America"
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.
Yo mama so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama so hairy that when she walked across the farm the farmer said "OH NO I GOT A WILD GOAT"
Yo mama so fat and hairy Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.
Your momma is so hairy when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away
Your mama so hairy that when she walked to Six Flags the owner said,"Sorry....No bears allowed."
Yo momma so hairy she has to use tongs to pluck her eyebrows
Yo mama so hairy, that when your baby brother was born he died of rug burns
Yo mama so hairy her butt hairs get clogged in the toilet when she flushes
Yo mama so hairy that she shaves her pubes with a LAWNMOWER!
yo momma so fat and hairy the only language she know is wooky
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mamma is so hairy when she puts on a yellow dress she looks like big bird
Yo Mama so hairy when you're baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
yo mama so hairy that she when she ran track everybody sang "Who Let The Dogs Out"
Yo mamas so hairy that when she goes to the zoo, little kids say, "Mommy look, a new exhibit"
Yo mama's butt is hairy it made my head look bald
yo momma so hairy she has side burns on her boobs
Yo mamma so hairy when she walked into Walmart the they said no pets allowed
your mama is so hairy when she walked up to king kong he said "The family reunions over there"
yo momma is so hairy she makes a gorilla look shaved
yo mama is so hairy bigfoot saw her and fell in love!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got two wookies in a head lock
yo momma so hairy she got cornrows on her feet.
Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples
Yo mama so hairy when she moans she sounds like Chewbacca
Yo mamas ass is so hairy whenever she moons people they turn into werewolves
Yo Mama's so hairy, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!
Yo mama's so hairy that people can't tell if it's day or night
yo mama so ugly and hairy the zoo offered to buy her kids
yo mama so hairy she got an afro on her ass and tits
Yo momma so hairy chewbacca popped out of her butt and said its a jungle down there
Yo mama so fat and hairy when she met godzilla she tought she was looking in the mirror
Yo mama so hairy, that you need a lawn mower for her back
Yo mama so hairy, she can stay at Hotel Transylvania.