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Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time.
Yo momma so lazy she makes Garfield look like Lebron James
yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent motorized wheelchair marathon.
Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
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