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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod
Yo mama is so nasty, that Al Qaida weaponized her farts into chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama so nasty, they call her the carpenters delight, flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo Mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor"
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama so nasty she's like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!
Yo mama so nasty the million man march was at her house
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mamma is like a train, people pay to ride her
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama so nasty that when she was born and the doctor slapped her ass she gave him her phone number
Yo mama so nasty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass
Yo mama like a race car, burns 24 rubbers a day
Yo Mama's so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo mama
Yo mama's so nasty, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama so nasty, she's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.
Yo mama's so nasty, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama's so nasty, the roaches check in but they don't check out.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama so nasty, she had to cut the tampon string between her legs because the crabs kept on bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so nasty she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!
Yo mama's so nasty you were born on the motorway because that's where accidents happen
Yo mama so nasty she entered a beauty pageant and they said "Sorry No Hoes Allowed"
Yo mama so nasty she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself
Yo Mama so nasty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.
Yo mama's so nasty she's like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
Yo mama so nasty I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge.
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