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  • Yo Momma So Old Jokes
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    Yo mamas so old she drives a horse and buggy.

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old, her last name was "Osaurus".

    Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

    yo momma so that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina

    Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

    Yo mama so old she doesn't have a camel toe she has a chicken gizard

    Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

    Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.

    Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.

    Yo Mamma so old she's the first of her generation walking upright.

    Yo mamma's so old she still drives her Model T.

    Yo moma so old that she remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch

    Yo momma is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.

    Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

    your mama is so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so fat and old when ever she walks, she gets tripped over by her titties.

    Yo momma so old, when she was a child, rainbows were in black and white

    Yo mama so old she went to an antique store they wouldn't let her leave.

    Yo mama so old she looks like my scrotum sack...

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo Mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

    Yo Mama so old, that she grew up WITH the Flintstones!

    Yo mama so old she gave historians the secrets to Mesopotamia.

    Yo mama so old she planted the apple tree in The Garden of Eden!

    Yo mama is so old God signed her yearbook.

    yo mama is so old she left her purse on noahs ark

    Yo mama so old, her birth certificate said EXPIRED.

    Your momma so old that she dated George Washington in high school.

    Yo mama so old, she dated Marco Polo.

    Yo Mama So Old She Was A Stripper For Christopher Columbus!

    yo mama so old her license plate number is in roman numerals






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