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  • Yo Momma So Skinny Jokes
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    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

    Yo mamma's so skinny they couldn't find her in this joke.

    Yo mama so skinny she uses bandaids for pillows

    Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

    Yo momma so skinny she ate a M&M and looked 8 months pregnant

    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

    Yo mama so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

    Yo mama so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.

    Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.

    Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.

    Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

    Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

    Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.

    Yo momma so skinny I put a dime on her head and people mistook her for a Nail

    Yo mama's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs

    your mama so skinny she can hang glide off a dorito

    yo mama is so thin that if she stands in front of a wall she looks like a crack.

    Yo mama so skinny she played the part of the staff in the story of moses

    yo mama so skinny she hid behind a stick during a game of hide and seek

    Yo mama so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.

    Yo mama so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

    Yo mama so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

    Yo mama so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.






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