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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
yo momma is so tall she uses the eiffel tower as a dildo
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin
Yo mama so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo momma so tall Lisa Leslie is her minimee
Yo mama so tall, no matter where I go, I can't stop seeing her.
Yo mama so big she has to take a bath in the Great Lakes
Yo mama so tall Shaq looks up to her
Yo momma so tall, she did a cart wheel and put lines through da clouds.
yo mama so tall when she plays basketball, she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop
Yo mama so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!.
yo mama so tall when I tell her to bend over she's still taller than me.
Yo mama so tall she could "69" big foot.