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Yo mama so fat and ugly, Fat Albert says "Hey Hey Hey,get away"
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so fat and ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there"
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo Mama So Ugly, She Can't Attract Mosquitos.
Yo mamas so ugly she's the reason why Sonic the Hedgehog runs
Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction scatter!
Yo momma so ugly Bruce Lee had to fight her blindfolded.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z.
Yo Mama is so ugly that not even CSI could solve that mystery.
Yo momma so fat and ugly she made "One Direction" change their name to "Opposite Direction".
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo mama so ugly, when she played the scary maze game, the picture said "I quit!" and she took the job.
yo mamma so ugly even Ripley wont believe it
yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.
Yo mama so ugly she made the Mona Lisa cry
Yo mama so ugly must have been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.
Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust
yo mama so ugly when she called the police they said sorry we are not avaible right now
Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet
Yo mama so ugly,Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo Mama so ugly she became leader so quick of the hyena pack.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck so the dog would play with her.
Yo mama so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. .
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back
yo mama so ugly that santa said ho ho holy shit
Yo mamma so ugly when she moved to another state there were emergency evacuations.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with an application
Yo mama so ugly, pictures of her have the disclaimer "Viewer descresion is advised"
yo mama is so ugly that the 11th commandment should be thou shall not look at yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly Handy Manny wouldn't introduce her to Mr. Lopart
Yo mamma so ugly that handy Mandy said "We can't fix it...lets leave...muy rapido"
Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama so ugly, even Jabba The Hut said "DAMN!"
Yo mamma so ugly she made yoda talk straight.
Yo mama so ugly she give Freddie Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, when she stepped out of my car, I got fined for littering.
Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
Your Mama's so ugly when yo daddy took her to a restraunt the waiter said "Sorry, no dogs allowed."
Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry!
Yo mama so ugly she makes "Ugly Betty" look like a Victoria Secret Model.
Yo mama so ugly she walked into the hood and scared the black off one of my home boys.
Yo mama so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!"
Yo mama's face just shows what can happen when you stick your head into a garbage disposal and go bobbing for leftovers
Yo momma so ugly, when she fell off the ugly tree, she hit every ugly branch on the way down!!
Yo mama so ugly she invented blind dates.
yo mama so ugly that the Guantanamo Bay doesn't waterboard inmates anymore they use your mama's bikini pictures
yo momma so ugly she couldnt get God to love her
Yo mama so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her.
Your mamas so ugly shes the reason cars have a reverse gear
Yo mama so ugly blind people thank god.
yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason for the F in fugly.
Yo mamas so ugly, she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Yo mom so ugly she won the ugly contest when she was born
yo mama so ugly not even gold fish crackers smile back.
yo mama so ugly, even Freddy Krueger had nightmares on Elm street
Yo mama so ugly she does not have to pay the rent because the landlord always walks away
your momma so ugly, I once heard her lipstick scream
Yo mama so ugly she broke fix-it-Felix jr.'s hammer.
yo mama so ugly she went to a stop sign and it said go
yo mama so black and ugly, when she got her 1st tattoo, she had it done in chalk!
Yo mama is so ugly that the president kick her out of the country and told her to live in OUTER SPACE.
Yo momma so ugly she went to Taco Bell and every buddy ran for the border.
Yo mama so ugly she answered the age old question "If looks could kill?"
Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back
yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal, frown
Your mum so ugly when she walked past I thought she was Susan Boyle.
Yo mama so ugly Moses regretted not adding an 11th commandment "Thou shall not look at your mother"
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